The Sir Jack Files #11: The Case of the Ghost Shopper
Stripe says AI agents' purchases through Link grew 38-fold in September, but won't say how much money that is. Who's shopping, what they buy, and how to keep the final yes for yourself.
Stripe says AI agents' purchases through Link grew 38-fold in September, but won't say how much money that is. Who's shopping, what they buy, and how to keep the final yes for yourself.
· AI voice, from The Decoder, Maximilian Schreiner (Oct 19, 2026), Upstarts Media (cited by The Decoder)
Noir illustrations drawn in code by AI Broadsheet; figures are anonymous silhouettes, not the people in the story. Narration, sound effects and music generated with ElevenLabs.
What the video says
Case eleven. Someone is shopping with your money. And it isn't you. It's your AI.
September. Stripe says purchases made by AI agents through Link, its payment service, grew thirty-eight times in one month. Payment volume: up twenty times. How much money is that?
Stripe won't say. And when you start small, big multipliers can hide small numbers. That's clue number one. Clue two: who's shopping.
About seventy agents when Stripe looked. Around two hundred now, according to Stripe executive Dan Hill, including Meta's Muse. Most spend about a hundred dollars a purchase. Some book flights, or buy furniture worth thousands.
Retail leads. Travel is next. The safety catch: the agent never sees your real card. Link hands it a separate sixteen-digit number, and you can set a limit.
So before you hand an assistant your wallet: set the limit. Read every receipt. And keep the final yes for yourself. The machine can do the shopping.
The money is still yours. Case closed.
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